Need someone to do EVERYTHING!!!

Date: 2010-11-29, 11:10PM PST

Hello, i am a god-like filmmaker and i would like to offer you the opportunity to work with me. I will let you write, storyboard, direct, produce, executive produce, lighting, camera, scout, cast, act, vo, fight choreograph, perform the stunts, write the soundtrack, edit, and color. Along with a few other tasks as craft service and some pa work, like running the office, answering the phones, pick ups/drop offs and those simple things. This will not be paid of corse, but you will be working with me, an honor in itself! If interested, please send your resumé (cover letter mandatory) along with all demo reels and headshot (extra consideration if you resemble tommy wiseau in any way.) must be able to work 10-15 hours a day.

I look forward to you looking forward to working with hollywood legend, me.

(Please people.. we come here to gather what little extra cash we can get to make ends meet. No one wants to work for free. Im a student and a pa, and asking students to work for free for "experience" is insane. no one will be honored to work with you because you have 3 imdb credits, sorry.)