videographer

Date: 2011-08-28, 9:30PM PDT

times are hard guys, i know this in the wrong section but times are hard. I hope you understand that times are hard.

I am a professional videographer shooting on a gopro video camera. I have perfected a technique where I attach the camera to my head, and can use my body to do hollywood level crane and steadicam shots. Because of this, I can save your production money, as there will literally be no actual costs.... in fact, I will pay you to hire me. I will pay you to hire me because I know that your concept is ahead of its time, and there are hundreds of people who will back it once they see it paired with my wonderfully artistic upside down standing cart wheel merry go round posterized signature shot.... there will be a little bit of shake, but that is okay, because in imovie there is this effect called stabilizer and it makes everything smooth! Actually I have just upgraded to final cut pro x, and it also has this feature... but better, because its called final cut pro. This is what you get when you hire me - cutting edge technology, and forward thinking.... industry level knowledge.

Is your project in seattle? No problem, I have a car I will drive there, because I believe in you that much. What? You don't have a car? That is okay, I will drive you there... in fact, put the actors in the back seat, I just had this idea - I can put the gopro backwards on my head, and shoot a scene and buy you coffee and give you a handjob all at the same time as we drive. Innovation. Wait, what?! Your project is a web commercial for your laundromat in seattle and you want to bluescreen it? OMG, it has always been my dream to shoot laundromat web commercials, imagine the experience I will accumulate. This is so much better than staying home, and writing my own script or spec commercial and shooting it. OMFG breakfast, dinner, lunch.... PIZZA? I FUCKING LOVE PIZZA!!!!

Location: vancouver
Compensation: -1000 day rate, -500 half day