Date: 2008-08-01, 8:03PM PDT
Hi, I'm an award winning producer, and I am looking for a head landscaper to take care of my estate.
This job has great connections.
You must be an experienced landscape architect, and have your work featured in magazines, or TV shows.
Oh, and you should be willing to go on coffe runs as my head landscaper too, because I am such an important producer.
YOU MUST have access to all your own equipment, such as a Large riding tractor lawnmower, pruning shears, fertilizer, etc. I dont know much about this, or what you do, but you must have all of it.
You must have access to a crew of landscapers, all of whom have experience, and have been with you for a while. All of them must be willing to work for no pay initially.
ABOUT MY YARD
It is about 3.5 acres of lush green grass, with a few boulders for aesthetic reasons, and a beautiful fountain. It has high palm fronds, and a beautiful pool with rock that was imported stone by stone from Itally. Your work should complemient my tastes.
This job is for deferred pay. If I win an award in the community gardens competition that I am entering, then I will contact you to give you money. I have already talked to some of the judges, so it is a sure thing!
REPLIES WITHOUT RESUMES, REFERNCES, and PORTFOLIOS WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED!
Looking forwards to many happy days of you working for me!
* Compensation: Knowledge of Jerks
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