Attention All Busters

Date: 2009-02-17, 8:14PM PST


For all the silly producer/director-half-ass-actors-who-really-wants-to-direct, want-to-be's pretending they have a real life gig to offer for a DVD and potato chips - you need to post at your local college bulletin board or hostel. You'd have more respect if you just posted on the "erotic" post and offered a blow job in return. The idea of a none paying job is an oxymoron with an emphasis on MORON. You losers need to post on the community boards where it's expected and understood. But most of all you need to stop wasting everyone's time here (gigs / creative / tv & film) and stop sucking up bandwidth on the web with your silly little weekend iMovie projects and save what little respect you lost by offering no money and a silly IMDB credit on a project that you can't even muster the conviction, courage or personal credit to finance. "Big named actors and emmy winning director" - really don't care - and if they had it like that what the hell are they doing on CL trying to farm out "experienced editors and dp's" who'll take all of there vast experience and give it to the anonymous retard who wants to make a short/music vid/feature for free? ... ""More projects to come after this one" - really? More free projects - no thanks? Really, if you can't afford the risk to pay for your "passion" project on the likely chance it fails, why should anyone else? Stop it morons! And you clowns don't know the difference between a Red camera and a pez dispenser so stop asking for it. Go get a job or go back to being a PA you silly busters.

* Location: A Reality Near You
* Compensation: I'll offer you more free jobs down the line that will go no-where at all because I don't know what the hell I'm doing...