Date: 2010-07-17, 5:49PM PDT
Hey, all.
I am an award-winning, incredibly successful film director with two Oscars and an Emmy to my name. I am looking for a complete crew to work for free on a feature film for the web I am directing.
The shooting schedule is next weekend, which is plenty of time to shoot a 90 minute feature. Right?
I have no budget, since I am full of shit, so I can't pay you; but I will give you a credit (duh) and a copy for whatever the hell you want to do wth it. Plus, I'll feed you a couple of bagels at some point and call it "lunch."
This is great opportunity to get involved with someone in the industry and make hot, big-time industry connections, which I swear I have, even though I am trolling for a crew on Craigslist.
Please send your resume and a brief note about why you want to take it up the ass.
Remember, I used "big time" and "award-winning." This has to mean I am important. Just go with it.
Thanks.
Location: Sherman Oaks
Compensation: no pay
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