Date: 2010-07-20, 6:22PM PDT
Build My House - Crew Needed (Hollywood Hills)
Aspiring Homeowner needs crew to come build my new home. Must supply all tools, building supplies and if you have your own crew to bring along then that would be great. I'm looking for a post-modern, eclectic design and you must be versed in creating lens flares in the stain glass windows you will be providing. While I know this is a lot to ask just think about how great I will feed you. (IE: Taco Bell and Subway, seven days a week). We have an 18-day building schedule so you must be OK with 20 hour days. This house will be so awesome and beautiful when you complete it and will be seen by many "Hollywood Insiders". Just think how great this house will look on your reel and all the calls for the free construction you'll get from my "Hollywood Friends" that are as versed as me at exploiting other people for personal gain. Please provide demo reel, 48 IMDB credit, 36 references and be fully licensed and proficient in all current construction codes and standards. Looking forward to living in my "Dream Home"!!!! Will also consider bringing you on as my gardner at the end of the project.
This post sounds ridiculous because it is. But just transpose some of the words into "filmmaking" terminology and presto, you have a CL "Crew Gig" ad. Posts like these are put up here on Craigslist a hundred times a day..... think about it....
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