Date: 2011-12-05, 4:39PM PST
Looking for a seasoned brain surgeon to perform intricate surgery on my head. This is a micro-budget operation and we are all working on deferred brain surgery pay.
Must have over 15 years VERIFIABLE experience at brain surgery. There is no pay but plenty of free coffee and oreos! Please be able to assist yourself and perform several other surgical tasks in addition to slicing out my brain matter.
Surgeon must also provide:
Two Qualified Surgical Nurses
Board Certified Anesthesiologist
Safe and Secure Operating Room
All medical equipment
Clean and sterilized instruments to cut my head open with.
Food and drink for all the medical staff.
Good Drugs a must!
Submit your resume and 150 words of why you think you are qualified to get this exciting gig working with others who just love to cut people open for no pay.
You will get full credit for the procedure and there is the possibility of future surgeries if this one goes well! Get in the spirit of independent brain surgery and network with exciting people now!
You will also get FULL credit on IBSDb.. Internet Brain Surgeon Database... Now is your chance!
Hurry, I need to get this surgery done soon, and I will be interviewing applicants ASAP. I have never done any kind of surgery, but I bought a RED Xacto Knife so that qualifies me to run this operation.
Location: Hollywood
Compensation: Coffee and Credit
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